Because sometimes you just have to be an actual, for real, bona-fide mermaid. And, let’s be real here, we’ve explored less than five per cent of the ocean. So if anyone thinks they’re going to tell us mermaids aren’t real, they’ve got another thought coming. And when our aquatic overlords rise up and take over the earth, you want them to know you’re on their side, right?! Right.

Note: Please note that this is a foil fabric and may possibly, but not likely discolour from continuous rubbing. 

Composition: 80% Nylon, 20% Elastane
Washing: Cold hand wash only
Made in: Australia